It's totally all his fault. Really.

11 Feb 2014

dungeongrind:

The Very Hungry Rust Monster is a mini-comic I made a few years back. I’ve seen it floating around Tumblr without attribution recently, so I’ve uploaded a higher-resolution version, properly credited.

8 Feb 2014

thatlowvice:

owlpockets:

the-eyebrows-of-lee-pace:

imironmanandyouarenot:

Hobbit genderbend cosplay by Alexander Turchanin

OVARIES!!!

I am all about this freckled ladyBombur.

I totally reblogged this for you!

11 Jan 2014

5 Jan 2014

anotherjourneybytrain:

jinja-neko:

briannacherrygarcia:

My Little Raptor by briannacherrygarcia

FRIENDSHIP IS DISEMBOWELMENT.

AISLINN

AWESOME

30 Dec 2013

lokijunkies:

spadenightmaren:

captainpollux:

belle-of-the-belletristics:

spartaflops:

skintighttucker:

barboobot:

whyswhoswhats:

privateai:

bigbigtruck:

krudman:

I love this

"you come here often?" "DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

"Hay girl can I get your number?"CITIZEN, YOUR PRESENCE IS INTERFERING WITH IMPERIAL BUSINESS. I SUGGEST YOU MOVE ALONG.

"you lookin’ fine, girl""watch your step, shem"

"Is that a mirror in your pants?"
"PICK UP THE CAN"

"baby did you fall from heaven""STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM." 

"Those clothes look good on you, bet they’d look better on my floor""If there’s a tree in your way, you can use HM01 CUT to clear the path!"

"You’re looking fine tonight.""What’s wrong? Did somebody steal your sweet roll?"

"Nice shoes.  Wanna fuck?""Some like taking friends on adventures. M’aiq thinks being alone is better. Less arguing about splitting treasure."

"Can I buy you a drink?"
"THIS IS BEANBEAN CASTLE"

"You should smile!"
"A WILD SLOWBRO HAS APPEARED."

lokijunkies:

spadenightmaren:

captainpollux:

belle-of-the-belletristics:

spartaflops:

skintighttucker:

barboobot:

whyswhoswhats:

privateai:

bigbigtruck:

krudman:

I love this

"you come here often?"
"DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

"Hay girl can I get your number?"
CITIZEN, YOUR PRESENCE IS INTERFERING WITH IMPERIAL BUSINESS. I SUGGEST YOU MOVE ALONG.

"you lookin’ fine, girl"
"watch your step, shem"

"Is that a mirror in your pants?"

"PICK UP THE CAN"

"baby did you fall from heaven"
"STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM." 

"Those clothes look good on you, bet they’d look better on my floor"
"If there’s a tree in your way, you can use HM01 CUT to clear the path!"

"You’re looking fine tonight."
"What’s wrong? Did somebody steal your sweet roll?"

"Nice shoes.  Wanna fuck?"
"Some like taking friends on adventures. M’aiq thinks being alone is better. Less arguing about splitting treasure."

"Can I buy you a drink?"

"THIS IS BEANBEAN CASTLE"

"You should smile!"

"A WILD SLOWBRO HAS APPEARED."

(Source: spookysage)

30 Dec 2013

tonistark24:

My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.
One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say “it’s just funny” or “you don’t understand” and she just kept saying “you’re right, I don’t understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don’t draw vaginas on things.” And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like “ms, stop talking about penises, you’re making us uncomfortable.” And she shouted “HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?”

tonistark24:

My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.

One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say “it’s just funny” or “you don’t understand” and she just kept saying “you’re right, I don’t understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don’t draw vaginas on things.” And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like “ms, stop talking about penises, you’re making us uncomfortable.” And she shouted “HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?”

30 Dec 2013

gingersnp:

The fact that in the world there exists tiny cotton ball bats in tiny bat communities that cling to the bottom of folded leaves makes all the shitty stuff that exists totally ok.

30 Dec 2013

pinkiepiebones:

nicosound:

IT LOOKS LIKE A PISSED OFF LOBSTER

WELCOME TO RED LOBSTER TODAY’S SPECIAL IS GO FUCK YOURSELF

pinkiepiebones:

nicosound:

IT LOOKS LIKE A PISSED OFF LOBSTER

WELCOME TO RED LOBSTER TODAY’S SPECIAL IS GO FUCK YOURSELF

29 Dec 2013

acutelesbian:

A five year old at the gas station said he liked my “bat woman” tattoo excitedly. His father condescendingly asked how many I had. I told him I had 11. He scoffed and asked how waiting tables all my life sounded and I said, “it’s alright on the weekends, but throughout the week I’m your son’s teacher.” He walked out without another word.

29 Dec 2013

teddyhocuspocusaltman:

dhampiric-mayhem:

acodanies:

teddyaltmoe:

teddyaltmoe:

teddyaltmoe:

what if

asexual characters

who weren’t androids or aliens

whose asexuality wasn’t seen as something needing to be ‘fixed’

and who aren’t socipaths

Does godzilla count as a sociopath?

image

TO BE HONEST I WOULDN’T REALLY USE GODZILLA AS A SHINING EXAMPLE OF ASEXUAL REPRESENTATION IN MEDIA BECAUSE GODZILLA IS A HUGE FUCKING LIZARD

(Source: teddyrufusaltman)

29 Dec 2013

gothamsnextdeadrobin:

murryclurr:

so my sister had homecoming last weekend and all the guys in her group secretly decided on undercover superhero identities and wore the corresponding colors to match the shirts underneath and revealed them during this picture and it was perfect.

WAAAAAIT.
HELLO KITTY?

gothamsnextdeadrobin:

murryclurr:

so my sister had homecoming last weekend and all the guys in her group secretly decided on undercover superhero identities and wore the corresponding colors to match the shirts underneath and revealed them during this picture and it was perfect.

WAAAAAIT.

HELLO KITTY?

29 Dec 2013

Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you based on how you got in that situation.

Drove drunk, got in an accident and need an organ transplant? No problem.

Messing around with a gun, accidentally shoot yourself in the leg and need surgery? Of course.

Smoke tobacco for most of your life and need treatment for lung cancer? Yep.

Climb a tree, fall out and break your leg? We’ll fix that right up.

Have sex and get pregnant when you don’t want to be? YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO THIS SITUATION AND YOU DESERVE NO MEDICAL HELP OR COMPASSION! THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND YOU WILL DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!

Worry About Your Own Uterus (via quoilecanard)

EXACTLY.

(via earthmoonlotus)

Wow this is one of the best pro-choice arguments ever

(via meadows-momma)

28 Dec 2013

douboolejoeseven:

MY fUCKIGN BEOTHER

douboolejoeseven:

MY fUCKIGN BEOTHER

(Source: doublejoeseven)

28 Dec 2013

(Source: lunawolfangel)

28 Dec 2013

Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you based on how you got in that situation.

Drove drunk, got in an accident and need an organ transplant? No problem.

Messing around with a gun, accidentally shoot yourself in the leg and need surgery? Of course.

Smoke tobacco for most of your life and need treatment for lung cancer? Yep.

Climb a tree, fall out and break your leg? We’ll fix that right up.

Have sex and get pregnant when you don’t want to be? YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO THIS SITUATION AND YOU DESERVE NO MEDICAL HELP OR COMPASSION! THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND YOU WILL DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!

Worry About Your Own Uterus (via quoilecanard)

EXACTLY.

(via earthmoonlotus)

Wow this is one of the best pro-choice arguments ever

(via meadows-momma)